Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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