I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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