If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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