I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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