Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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