Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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