Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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