Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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