I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
We just shotgunned beers for America
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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