wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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