You just made me feel so damn special
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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