Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
