The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Also, beer. Big fan.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
