I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
porn star boner night. come get it.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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