So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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