You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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