brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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