let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
my sisters under your porch take her home
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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