she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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