what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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