At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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