it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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