Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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