This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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