dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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