So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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