Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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