let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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