Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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