well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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