with your own penis?
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
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