Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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