this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
