It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Randomize
