Dual....:-)
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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