I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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