So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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