Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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