I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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