I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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