My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
There's always time for handjobs
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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