what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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