and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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