So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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