She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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