dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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