That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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