if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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