Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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