Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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