Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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