We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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