He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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