I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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